thetimelordwithnoname:

shalrath:

“recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up

i think that’s the whole point. if you’re sober you’d be like fuck no i can’t do that and you know it. and if you are drunk you attempt it with gusto.