mom: hey can you call the-
me: NOPE
me: NO I CAN’T
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
me: OH GOD
me: NO SERIOUSLY DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS I’M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
me: I LITERALLY CAN’T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN’T DO THIS PLEASE